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The losing weight thing isn't going as badly as it normally does. Weight Loss Resources is helping, definitely. I've went slightly over my calorie allowance a couple of days but then my allowance is set for a moderately sedentary lifestyle which is true sometimes but I vary a lot between being reasonably active and then spending whole days lying in bed. On Thursday I was 800 calories under, which is good, but yesterday I went about 3 million over. Apparently (although I have no idea who decided this) my target alcohol consumption is zero. This is never going to happen. Yesterday alcohol calories made up 42% of my total daily calories. Chips made up most of the rest. I don't think this is good, but I had a good night so fuck it.

I did a lot of walking yesterday so that would've helped. I was mystery shopping all morning, going around town asking ridiculous questions about car tax and hair dyes and eating fast food every half an hour (not eating - just tasting). I got lots of free stuff. 30 first class stamps, shower gel, nail varnish remover, a hair brush, face wipes and my favourite (up there with the top free things from my entire mystery shopping career), a tres expensive moisturiser. I bought moisturiser last week that cost 99p from Boots. This one cost £26 and the woman said it would fix everything that is wrong with my life, starting with the dry skin on my nose.